Joaquin Phoenix Unlike Celebrity

Joaquin Phoenix
A member of the frankly grating Phoenix dynasty – and the only one of his siblings not bestowed with a textbook hippie name (he dropped ‘Leaf’ a long time ago) – Joaquin is so fugly that it took growing a beard and long hair and pretending to be crazy to distract from his aesthetic qualities. The grizzly ‘rapper’ has portrayed Johnny Cash alongside the smokin’ Reese Witherspoon, and has been snapped arm in arm with inexplicably hot tweeting girlfriend Christy Bella Joiner. I guess it’s true what they say… women love a nice personality.
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